Sep 14, 2011

Sungay September 25, 2011

Hard French Hit Me! Folsom Block Party

Outside of Public Works on Erie Street at Deviants 2011
161 Erie St.
San Francisco, CA

That's right we said BLOCK party! Hard French is gearing up for what promises to be one hell of an event. We're taking it to the streets on one of the funnest days of the year and we're being joined by super fun special guests MIRACLES CLUB.

As part of Deviants: the official Folsom Street Closing Party. We are joining forces with Honey Soundsystem, Some Thing and Folsom Street Events to bring you a bat shit crazy twelve hour...s of naughty, dancey fun.

DJ Carnita and DJ Brown Amy
playing 60s girl groups, early 70s soulful funk, boogaloo, garage and northern soul stompers

Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babes
our dance crew shakin it down and makin you move

Confessional booth and photos by resident photographer and Queer porn director, Courtney Trouble.

Sunday 9/25 at 3pm Happy Hour, 4pm hardcore dancing.
Outside under the sun followed by more fucking fun inside the club after dark.

Stop by Room 4 in the Mission (Valencia and 20th) for $20 tix and NO SERVICE FEES!
use code HF11 for $5 off the ticket price!

check out the other DEVIANTS party invites! Your ticket gets you ALL of this:

DEVIANTS/Folsom Invite

Honey Soundsystem Main Room Invite

SomeThing Invite

Tie Me Up Tie Me Down: the Upstairs Loft at DEVIANTS

GWYA: Hard French mos def knows how to throw a party of E P I C proportions! A Hard French day time block party, Honey Soundsystem, SomeThing, and Tie Me Down (a sexy dungeon)! 12hrs of DEVIANCE! <3<3<3

Saturgay September 14, 2011


The Hot Spot
1414 Market Street
San Francisco, CA

Folsom Street Fair weekend.

Fetish Gear, Leather, Lace, Mesh, Rope & Velvet encouraged.

... Nezzy Idy is a preternatural darkwave act with an analog sound and libertine sensibilities. An undertaking by Emit Idy with other 'hidden' beings, Nezzy Idy mixes equal parts electro, industrial, and minimal synth, in an alchemical mixture designed to induce unorthodox convulsions on the dance floor.

Plus dusting off the VINYL for what I am sure will be a fantastic opening set. has dj'd in Berlin, Paris, LA and SF at spots like the Bordel Des Arts, 222 hyde, Supper Club, Project One, Bar 25, Riezencentrum, Le Circle and Panic Room.

Your resident Dark Room DJ, Le Perv keeps you dancing til 2.

DARK DRAG by the GRANDMOTHER OF UNDERGROUND - PHATIMA, with a NOT TO MISS performance of "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips staring Phatima, Lady Bear & Aurora Switchblade! Go ahead, GAG!!!

Our party blends vintage (& new) DARK electro, Punk, Gothic, Industrial, and more with special guest DJs, live performances and bands.

Josh Runyon will be on hand to show you his handy work with a rope.

GoGo FREAKS - Kelly Lovemonster & Aurora Switchblade.

$5 Dollar Cover & Martin will strip you at the door
$2 PBR & $3 Jameson Shots (or with Ginger Ale)
FREE WHISKEY SHOT BEFORE 11 & Free CDS of Dark Room Traxxx for the first 25 guests.

Visuals & Custom Video Installments by your hosts.
XXX, Your Hosts - Le Perv, Faux King Awesome, Phatima & Lady Bear

Floor Whores - Josh Runyon & Ted Trees

Thank you all for making our party the best QUEER UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY in SF.

GWYA: It's time for some more Queer Goth Realness. Dark Room is easily becoming SF's darkest an sexiest underground party. Aurora and I will be working out some F I E R C E G O T H looks. Dark queens, stiff drinks, and some of the most fantastic industrial, punk, and electro you've heard in a minute <3<3<3

Sungay September 18, 2011


El Rio
3158 Mission St (@Cesar Chavez),
San Francisco, CA
$8/$6 Early Bird Special from 3-4

Hostessing by Heklina & DJ Carnita (Hard French)
Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Vienetta Discotheque)
Delicious Guest DJs: Joshua J (Booty Call) & Pinky Ring (Trannyshack)

Just when you thought it was safe to stay in on Sundays...

Sharpen up those #2 pencils, grab your hottest pinkest unicorn laden Lisa Frank binder, slip on your skimpiest school girl skirt, pack a brown bag chicken and waffles lunch and get ready to go back to school with DAYTIME REALNESS

Hostessing by Heklina & DJ Carnita (Hard French)
Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Vienetta Discotheque)
Delicious Guest DJs: Joshua J (Booty Call) & Pinky Ring (Trannyshack)

Featuring Daylit Performances on the Patio by:
Johnny Kat
Holy McGrail
Ethel Merman
Cassandra Cass

With booty poppin' on-stage installations by the Jiggalicious Dance Babes, spectacular queer unicorns radianting light love and oozing sweaty realness.

Daytime Realness Is: Burt Reynold’s Mustache, Three's Company, Roller Skates, Astroturf, Kiddie Pools, Technicolor Jello Molds, Artificial House Plants, High Waistlines, Cuckoo Clocks, Floral Print Bathrooms, Shag Carpeting, Cabana Boys, Shrimp Cocktails, Harvey Wallbangers, Muppets in Bikinis, Pink Flamingos, Hawaiian Tropics, White Loafers, A SUNDAY YOU CANT REMEMBER & WILL NEVER FORGET

Chicken & Waffles c/o Angry Man Eats only $5!
AngryManEats serves the most badass chicken & waffles you’ve ever had. Boneless, skinless chicken breast is battered & fried then served over a caramelized brioche-style waffle with your choice (and in any combination!) of housemade caramel, dark maple syrup, hot sauce, and powdered sugar.

Daytime Realness is a new party on the patio at El Rio every third Sunday afternoon from 3-8pm.

For those who missed last month check out this GAYMAZING video of Honey Mahogany enrapturing the Daytime Realness crowd with her acapella version of Adele's Rolling in the Deep

GWYA: Omgay! It's time for another addition of Daytime Realness! This month's theme is Back to School. And to celebrate I'll be giving y'all some serious Jock Realness! So put on your cheerleader uniform, nerdy glasses, and suspenders and let's dance it out with some of the fiercest drag queens in SF! SUN FILLED PATIO, HELLA QUEER BABES, and BOOTY BOUNCING MUSIC <3<3<3