Saturgay April 2, 2011

HARD FRENCH:
El Rio
3158 Mission Street
San Francisco, CA
HARD FRENCH
a saturday afternoon soul music dance party

DJ CARNITA and DJ BROWN AMY playing 60s girl groups, early 70s soulful funk, boogaloo, garage and northern soul stompers.



guest dj:
DJ PAUL PAUL (Soul Party & Shake)

$7 from 2pm - 8pm includes free BBQ until all the food is gone!
3pm - 4pm: $1 beers

Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Club entertaining you all day long!

Photo Booth by Courtney Trouble, benefitting the San Francisco Dyke March!

GWYA:

Omgay! if you haven't been to a HARD FRENCH party yet, what are you thinking!?! drinking in the daytime, B A B E D J S playing 70s soul music, and the sexest queers in the bay area <3<3



HUNX AND HIS PUNX:
Bottom of the Hill
1233 17th St
San Francisco
10pm-1am

Hunx and His Punx "Too Young To Be in Love" record release
Shannon and the Clams "Sleep Talk" record release
PLUS our faves Grass Widow

GWYA: Just when you thought Saturgay couldn't get any better, a queer sexy rock and roll dance party happens! <3<3<3

Frigay April 1, 2011

SOMETHING:
The Stud
399 9th St
San Francisco, CA 94103-3831

We are totally serious. Yes, we are. Pull out your 20 hole doc martens, your fishnets, your eyeliner, your manic panic, put on your favorite Black Tape for a Blue Girl record and meet us at the STUD to celebrate....

PHATIMA'S BIRTHDAY

A show of goth-ick proportions with your cast

Glamamore
VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!
Downey
Phatima
Coco Canal
Suppositori Spelling
Lil Miss Hot Mess
Dirty Hairy
Faux King Awesome
SOLO
Mona G. Hawd
Pristine Condition

*Just added!

Fauxnique Herself
and, the rebirth of KIDDIE!

*also, the illustrious DON BAIRD will be djing into the wee hours!
and, as always, dj down-E keeps you spinning in your velvets with dj Coat Check while Trans Phat powders your face at the craft table.

Bring your Tiara Cards.

GWYA:

this is a queer spectacular not to be missed! part performance art part drag, sexy host, and all around gaymazing time <3<3<3





PARTY HOLE:

SUB-Mission
2183 Mission Street
San Francisco, CA

We shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to...

No April Fool's joke and no bullshit except party and bullshit!

PARTY HOLE!!! is back in effect!!

Everyone who has been quivering with anticipation can raise their hands and rejoice!!

Join DJ Jiggles & BootyKlap April 1st @ SUB-Mission and find salvation on the dance floor…

Like last time, hittin y'all with the serious business: Hip Hop, Bounce, Bmore, Moombahton, Baile Funk, Reggaeton, Miami Bass, Remixes, Mash Ups & soooo much more...

Sexxxy videos on the big screen!
Sexxxy queers on the floor to make you cream!

Sticky sweet treats for the first 50 dirty dancing freeeks!

Y'all gonna be shakin your ass like the holy ghost got up in it…

GWYA: PARTY HOLE! this is one of the bay areas BEST underground queer dance parties! the hottest gender queers, fags, dykes, lesbians, twinks, and trannies will be there! Bootie poopin music, an amazing sound system, and a guaranteed gaymazing time!!! <3<3

Thursgay March 31, 2011

MONSOON SEASON:
DJ BootyKlap Presents!
Monsoon Season
Beats from around the world dropping like the rain!!!!
Afrobeat, Kuduro, Dancehall, Baile Funk, Samba, Cumbia, Merengue, Soca, Bhangra, Reggaeton, and a lot more!
Every Thursday night at El Rio, your friendly neighborhood bar
Starting March 31st
9pm-1am
No Cover!


GWYA: I LOVE DJ BootyKlap! This party is exactly how you should start this epic SF wknd! Sexy Queer Babes! Stiff Drinks! and E X T R A O R D I N A R Y S O U N D S <3

Wednesgay March 30, 2011

STAY GOLD:

Public Works
161 Erie (at Mission between 14th and Duboce)
San Francisco, CA

STAY GOLD FIVE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY AT PUBLIC WORKS!
Calling all homos, queers, gayz, lezzies, butches, trannies, twinks, dandies, daddies, fatties, femmes, faggots and friends for a night of white hot cruising and solid gold dancing.


...Wednesday March 30th, 10pm-230am
$3 GAY DOLLARS before 11pm, $5 GAY DOLLARS after

* Dancing until 230AM!!!
* Decorations by Jorge & Tim (Hard French, Dial Up!)
* Special Stay Gold Give Away for first 200 people!
* DRINK SPECIALS: $2 rapidfire shot (before 11pm)
$3 Pink Lightning Cocktail AND $3 Hamms ALL NIGHT LONG!!

GWYA:

an epic queer dance party that should not be missed. sexy crowd. sexy djs. and surprises all night <3

Tuesgay March 29, 2011

HIGH FANTASY:
Aunt Charlie's Lounge
133 Turk, SF
10PM, $2, 21+

"And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you, baby..."
-Britney Spears

GWYA: the best party in the tenderloin happens on a tuesgay! sexy queer bartenders! sexy queer host! and an all around queer time <3

Mongay March 27, 2011: A Gurl Needs to Eat

FARM TABLE:
754 Post Street
San Francisco, CA 94109

We're open everyday with a menu that changes daily.




GWYA:

it's mongay morning, or early afternoon in my case. you're hung over and hungry. you want something fresh and delicious. where do you go? FARM TABLE, duh! cute food. sexy staff. and one really cute communal table for easy cruising <3

Mongay March 28, 2011

VIENNETTA DISCOTHEQUE: BEST IN SHOW!

UNDERGROUND SF
424 HAIGHT/WEBSTER
San Francisco, CA
10:00p-2:00am

VIENNETTA:

OUR POOCHES are PRIMED and PERMED
for MAXIMUM POODOO FIERCENESS!
TROT ON DOWN to the UNDERGROUND KENNEL and
HAVE a DOGGONE GOOD THYME at THE SHART SHOW!
DOG JOCKEYS:
SMAC will be CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY! (in DOG YEARS)
NARK's DOGS will be BARKUHN' ALL THE WAY from SEATTOO!
MISS ROBERT GUZMAN will be WAVING a GOODBYE PAW!
STANLEY and RJ WILL BE SMELLING LIKE GLANDS and
PISSING ON THE CARPET and SHITTING ON THE BED
and BITING SMALL CHILDREN and at 2 AM,
WE WILL BE PUT TO SLEEP.

ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENUFF! ERUFF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

GWYA:

On a Monday there is no place I'd rather be. Cute boys. Gaymazing DJs!!! and the strongest drinks in Lower Haight <3

Sungay March 27, 2011

CHICKENBEAR:
Powerhouse
1347 Folsom St.
San Francisco, CA

Fun, hip, sexy crowd. Wild life labels galore. Sick rock music. Cheap, stiff drinks. Rowdy gogos. An irreverent contest.

What more could be asked of a Sunday??

Join Walter, Mica, DJ Dirty Knees, the Men of Powerhouse and special guest performer Martha the Failed Actress for this month's In Between shenanigans!

$5 cover benefits theoffcenter, an incubator for queer arts.
GWYA:

Sexy queer SF boys wearing very little clothing <3



HONEY SOUNDSYSTEM:

The Holy Cow
1535 Folsom near 11th
San Francisco, CA
••OPEN VODKA BAR 7-8PM••
Speical Event $5 Cover All night

BERGHAIN / PANORAMA BAR NIGHT
Exclusive San Francisco Appearance of 2 Panorama Bar Residents:
...
Prosumer (Osgut Ton / Hard Wax - Berlin) [San Francisco Debut!]
Boris (Cocktail 'd Amor / Careless Records - Berlin) [San Francisco Debut!]

Berghain/Panorama Bar is widely considered the best club in the world. Find out what it sounds like this week at a special extended version of Honey Soundsystem

GWYA:

Music that is surely going to give you an eargasum <3