Aug 27, 2011

Thursgay September 8, 2011

[SSEXBBOX][HOMERUN]

El Rio
3158 Mission Street
San Francisco
8p-1a


A benefit for [SSEX BBOX] web series and [SSEXBBOX] Magazine!

DJS + PERFORMANCES + QUEERS!!!

8PM - 1AM - DONATIONS $3 TO $10


DJ BootyKlap (Party Hole)
DJ Stenny McNasty


>>>BRING YR FINE THREADS AND STRUT YR STUFF FOR OUR PHOTOBOOTH!

El Rio - 3158 Mission Street - San Francisco

www.ssexbbox.com
www.facebook.com/ssexbboxmagazine

GWYA: [SSEXBBOX] Magazine is a new queer quarterly! It includes moving stories and gaymazing imagery from the queer community about the queer community. Come out have a drink, watch the performance, dance to some sexy beats, and support the hottest new print magazine <3<3<3


Saturgay September 3, 2011

HARD FRENCH

El Rio
3158 Mission St.
September 3rd, 2pm - 8pm
$7 – dancing and cruising
3pm – 4pm: $1 beers
3pm – 5pm: free BBQ until its all gone!


HARD FRENCH LABOR DAY DANCE CONTEST EXTRAVAGANZA
a saturday afternoon soul music dance party

We know you work hard all week (and weekend) and this Labor Day we want to help you blow off some steam in the best way we know how -- DANCING! This Labor Day Saturday spend the afternoon with us on the patio and join us for a dance contest of epic proportions! There will be celebrity judges, prizes including $100 cash and tickets to Dev...iants 2011 -- our official Folsom Street Block Party (deets below) and sweat-inducing soul shaking competitive dance moves!

**THIS JUST IN! Our celebrity Dance Contest judges will be none other than ++Kelly Lovemonster++, lead Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babe and Hard French Winter Ball King, ++Lil Miss Hot Mess++, bedazzling queen about town and winner of the first Tiara Sensation Pageant AND ++John Avalos++, San Francisco Supervisor and candidate to become the next (and best looking) Mayor of San Francisco**

yr Hard French DJs:
DJ Carnita & DJ Brown Amy
playing the 60s girl groups, early ’70s soulful funk, boogaloo, garage & Northern Soul stompers

special guest:
DJ Nitty Gritty (SEATTLE)
Nitty Gritty is one of two resident DJs at Sophisticated Mama on Seattle's Capitol Hill he plays rare and popular soul from the 60's and early 70's

w/ the Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babes
"Babes shakin it down and making you move."

As Always:
**FRITO BOATS** (starting at 5pm)
GinO recreates a childhood snack bar treat & turns it into a masterpiece of gourmet, homemade tasty vegetarian chili, piled high atop your own bag of FritO’s, smothered in cheese & chopped onions–served with a spoon & love!

**Hard French Photo Booth** (starting at 6pm)
This month's $1 photobooth will benefit [SSEX BBOX] Magazine with guest photographer: Shot In The City!
[SSEX BBOX] Magazine is a tool for exploring sex, sexuality, and gender through through print! By allowing people to talk candidly through [SSEX BBOX] we will expose taboos while normalizing fetishes allowing us all to have richer healthier dynamics around Sex outside the Box.

MORE INFO ON DEVIANTS 2011 on 9/25
FOLSOM STREET EVENTS™
HONEY SOUNDSYSTEM // HARD FRENCH // SOME THING

4hrs+ Open Air Dirty Block Party // 7hrs+ Two Floor Danceparty

The Official Closing Party of Folsom Street Fair returns. And, this year, we're throwing a BLOCK PARTY after the Fair! Even better, Folsom Street Events is teaming up with Honey Soundsystem, SOME THING, and Hard French to throw four simultaneous parties in one. With tickets starting at only $15, you have to be there!

Hard French will be hosting the party on the street outside with a classic soul sound, a live performance from Miracles Club and the Jiggalicious Dance Babes in full effect. Yes, we're closing down the whole block! Inside, SOME THING will be featuring some unspeakably sexy and bizarre drag performances, with Glamamore, VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!, DIAmanda Kallas, Mona G Hawd, Suppositori Spelling and Hoku Mama Swamp. Honey Soundsystem will be rockin' your body with a full line-up of resident DJs a live performance from Hard Ton and guests Dabecy in the main room. Upstairs in the odd-job make-out loft, Dr. Sleep, Beyonda (Portland, OR), Kim Anh (Booby Trap/LA), and Bunny & davO give you some full release to bounce your asses and tits.

Get your tickets at www.folsomstreetevents.org/shop NOW!
Tickets are $15 (advance / SOLD OUT), $20 (general/retail), or $30 (at the door). It's THE place to be after Folsom Street Fair!

HARD DANCING. HARD CRUISING. HARD FRENCH

GWYA: I mean, where else are you going to spend the first Saturgay of every month (rhetorical.) And!!!! I'm going to be a guest judge for the sexiest Labor Day Dance Contest E V E R ! Queer Babes, Daytime Patio Realness, and a whole lot of S O U L ! <3<3<3

Frigay Septermber 2, 2011

GWYA: Tonight is one of those epic SF nights! Party Hole, Shame Spiral, and Something, in that order. Queers, Beers, and lots of shaking of the Rears. I'll see you on the dance floor <3<3<3

PARTY HOLE!!!!! ~Freaks From The Future~

SUB/Mission
2183 Mission St
San Francisco, CA
Sorry we haven't been in touch, but we know just how to make it up to you...

The Party Hole is spreading once again to pleasure your ears and your assess with the phatest beats in booty poppin' innovation. Brought to you courtesy of DJs Jiggles and BootyKlap:

Raunchy Hip Hop Beats
Steamy Tropical Bass
House, Moombahton
Sexxxy Slutty Queers!!!
$5

Don't feel pressured to dress fancy. We're really hoping you'll take all your clothes off to be honest. If you wanna go all out, dress in your most futuristic and freaky attire. Let the flyer image be your guide...

Remember: what happens in the Party Hole stays in the Party Hole. No lights, no cameras, just a lot of action.


Shame Spiral

Public Works
Erie, off Mission between 14th & Duboce
San Francisco, CA

start shopping for new panties. sharpie-marker this shit on your calendar.

disco is fucking gay, so we're going for it.
and, let's face it, you will be so fucked up you won't know who's DJing anyway. but here's the line up:

JENNA (motherfuckingsexybitch) RIOT!
STANLEY (motherfuckingsexybitch) FRANK!
BUS STATION (motherfuckingsexybitch) JOHN!

SHAME mother-fucking SPIRAL.
your favorite cuddle-puddle of lezzies, gay boys, 3 beer queers, & that straight girl you've been trying to finger blast.

you know we don't do this one often,
so get ready to fucking rumble.

FRIDAY of Labor Day Weekend
9/2
Public Works
doors at 9ish
only $5 until 10:30

IT'S TIME TO GET VACANT.
remember: NO CAMERAS, NO PHOTOS, NO PROOF

Kay Thanks Bye,
Aysha & Dana

[PS: I'M SINGLE thought you should know xxo, Aysha]

REMINDER: we're serious about the NO FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHS thing. no mobile uploads make this shit nasty like the 90's.


SOME THING IN LABOR

The Stud
399 9th St
San Francisco, CA 94103-3831
10:00pm -2:00am

Is it a boy or a girl? SOME THING gives birth on Sept 2nd in celebration of LABOR DAY. Get it? SOME THING in LABOR? A night about giving birth being pregnant and the Labor Party. UNIONIZE.

With our lovely cast who are pregnant with potential:

Glamamore
VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!
Downey
Coco Canal
Ambrosia Salad
Arora Switchblade
Sue Casa
Chairman Maonistat
Muta Chucka
and
Nikki Starr

with guest dj MISS POP!
and of course the ever present HAUTE GLOO!



Aug 24, 2011

Wednesgay August 31, 2011

STAY GOLD

Public Works
161 Erie St St (Mission btwn 14th/Duboce)
San Francisco, CA


wait... how did this catch up to us SO FAST!!!

ahhhh!!!! next week is STAY GOLD!

dang, babiez!
you best get your looks together STAT, and pull out your full length mirrors to perfect your booty bounce cause
weeeez ready to freeeeaaaak out on the dance floor!


also, this stay gold is EXTRA special cause we are bidding our beloved and talented HANNAH CAIRNS farewell as she takes off to australia.

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31
10PM
3$ before 11pm/$5 after 11pm
@ Public Works - 161 Erie St St (Mission btwn 14th/Duboce)

*** THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF EVERY MONTH ***


LOVE THE STAY GOLD FAM,
your resident DJs rapid fire and pink lightning
your door host caitlin sweet
your photographer hannah cairns

GWYA: OMGay! I'm totes going to cry at this Stay Gold! W H Y ? you ask. Well, Daddy (your photographer hannah cairns) is going to be leaving our beautiful city of SF for a little while. I'm going to miss that B A B E like whoa! Come out and kiss that babe, grind on that babe, and buy that babe a drink! <3<3<3

Saturgay August 27, 2011

DARK ROOM

The Hot Spot
1414 Market Street
San Francisco, CA
10p-2a

DARK ROOM returns on 8.27 to show some DARK LOVE to Anna Conda, one of San Francisco's Drag SUPERSTARS. She is one fierce political, punk BITCH and she is working hard to keep night life in San Francisco on track. Come say congrats and talk filthy to her, as she takes a much needed and deserved seat on the San Francisco Entertainment Commission. San Francisco Nightlife, especially QUEER gatherings, have taken too many hits to go... un-noticed. We are proud to have one of our own representing our cause. In honor of her tireless efforts for too many causes to list here, a portion of funds will be donated to The Drug Users Union.

Oh, and buy this QUEEN a drink!

Our party blends vintage & new DARK electro, Punk, Gothic, Industrial, and more with special guest DJs, live performances and bands.

DARK DRAG by the GRANDMOTHER OF UNDERGROUND - PHATIMA

Special Guest DJ Sortilega (disCULTURE) & Resident Le Perv
GoGo FREAKS - Kelly Lovemonster & Aurora Switchblade.

Pre Party - (Q)UEENS (A)GAINST (Z)EALOTS - CREATION OF CARE! Kallisto Video Premier

$5 Dollar Cover & Martin will strip you at the door
$2 PBR & $3 Jameson Shots (or with Ginger Ale)
Check out the FEATURE FILM, updatairs in the Cutters Lounge

Visuals & Custom Video Installments by your hosts.
XXX, Your Hosts - Le Perv, Faux King Awesome & Phatima

Floor Whores - Josh Runyon & Ted Trees

Thank you all for making our party the best QUEER UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY in SF.

GWYA: I'm going to be shaking my goth tail feather at this absolutely F A B U L O U S party! It's going to be a fierce scene of dark queens, stiff drinks, and some of the most fantastic industrial, punk, and electro you've heard in a minute <3<3<3

Frigay August 26, 2011

SOMETHING FOR THE GAYS

The Stud
399 9th St
San Francisco, CA 94103-3831
10:00pm -2:00am


Remember a few weeks ago when we did SOME THING for the Ladies? We thought we'd do SOME THING for the GAYS, all of them, wherever they fall on the gender spectrum. The other day one of our performers said "But isn't SOME THING always Gay?" well yes, but not like this, not to the extreme we are going to take it to this week!


Our Cast!
Glamamore
VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!
Double Duchess
Gina LaDavina
Katya Smirnoff-Skye
Miss Rahni
Alexis Blair Penney
Karma Zabetch
Elijah Minnelli

with dj JUANITA MORE! and dj down-E

GWYA: This is going to be a Something of E P I C proportions! dj Juanita More! Double Duchess! Glamamore! A night of Queer Divas! Be there or be rectangular. Gays! Gay Performances! Gay DJs! And I'm sure the drinks at the Stud also make you G A Y <3<3<3

Aug 16, 2011

Thursgay August 25, 2011

Havarti, Night Call, & Zoo

Thee Parkside
1600 17th St,
San Francisco,
CA 94107-2332
9p
$5

We're playing a fun ass show!

GWYA: My husband's band is playing a show. All you babes should go cause he's really cute and his band is really good. <3<3<3