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Babes!!!
Gurlwhereyouat is going through some much needed changes! Where going international BABY! Check back soon. I P R O M I S E it'll be so G O O D <3

Sungay September 25, 2011

Hard French Hit Me! Folsom Block Party

Outside of Public Works on Erie Street at Deviants 2011
161 Erie St.
San Francisco, CA

That's right we said BLOCK party! Hard French is gearing up for what promises to be one hell of an event. We're taking it to the streets on one of the funnest days of the year and we're being joined by super fun special guests MIRACLES CLUB.

As part of Deviants: the official Folsom Street Closing Party. We are joining forces with Honey Soundsystem, Some Thing and Folsom Street Events to bring you a bat shit crazy twelve hour...s of naughty, dancey fun.

Featuring:
DJ Carnita and DJ Brown Amy
playing 60s girl groups, early 70s soulful funk, boogaloo, garage and northern soul stompers

Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babes
our dance crew shakin it down and makin you move

Confessional booth and photos by resident photographer and Queer porn director, Courtney Trouble.

Sunday 9/25 at 3pm Happy Hour, 4pm hardcore dancing.
Outside under the sun followed by more fucking fun inside the club after dark.

WHERE TO BUY TICKETS:
Stop by Room 4 in the Mission (Valencia and 20th) for $20 tix and NO SERVICE FEES!
OR
http://www.folsomstreetevents.org/shop
use code HF11 for $5 off the ticket price!

***********************************************************
check out the other DEVIANTS party invites! Your ticket gets you ALL of this:

DEVIANTS/Folsom Invite
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=136768183071428

Honey Soundsystem Main Room Invite
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=103865293052971

SomeThing Invite
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=200592330004257

Tie Me Up Tie Me Down: the Upstairs Loft at DEVIANTS
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=150978618323215

GWYA: Hard French mos def knows how to throw a party of E P I C proportions! A Hard French day time block party, Honey Soundsystem, SomeThing, and Tie Me Down (a sexy dungeon)! 12hrs of DEVIANCE! <3<3<3

Saturgay September 14, 2011

DARK ROOM

The Hot Spot
1414 Market Street
San Francisco, CA
10p-2a

Folsom Street Fair weekend.

Fetish Gear, Leather, Lace, Mesh, Rope & Velvet encouraged.

SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMANCE by Nezzy Idy
... Nezzy Idy is a preternatural darkwave act with an analog sound and libertine sensibilities. An undertaking by Emit Idy with other 'hidden' beings, Nezzy Idy mixes equal parts electro, industrial, and minimal synth, in an alchemical mixture designed to induce unorthodox convulsions on the dance floor. www.nezzyidy.com

Plus C.love dusting off the VINYL for what I am sure will be a fantastic opening set. C.love has dj'd in Berlin, Paris, LA and SF at spots like the Bordel Des Arts, 222 hyde, Supper Club, Project One, Bar 25, Riezencentrum, Le Circle and Panic Room.

Your resident Dark Room DJ, Le Perv keeps you dancing til 2.

DARK DRAG by the GRANDMOTHER OF UNDERGROUND - PHATIMA, with a NOT TO MISS performance of "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips staring Phatima, Lady Bear & Aurora Switchblade! Go ahead, GAG!!!

Our party blends vintage (& new) DARK electro, Punk, Gothic, Industrial, and more with special guest DJs, live performances and bands.

Josh Runyon will be on hand to show you his handy work with a rope.

GoGo FREAKS - Kelly Lovemonster & Aurora Switchblade.

$5 Dollar Cover & Martin will strip you at the door
$2 PBR & $3 Jameson Shots (or with Ginger Ale)
FREE WHISKEY SHOT BEFORE 11 & Free CDS of Dark Room Traxxx for the first 25 guests.

Visuals & Custom Video Installments by your hosts.
XXX, Your Hosts - Le Perv, Faux King Awesome, Phatima & Lady Bear

Floor Whores - Josh Runyon & Ted Trees

Thank you all for making our party the best QUEER UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY in SF.

GWYA: It's time for some more Queer Goth Realness. Dark Room is easily becoming SF's darkest an sexiest underground party. Aurora and I will be working out some F I E R C E G O T H looks. Dark queens, stiff drinks, and some of the most fantastic industrial, punk, and electro you've heard in a minute <3<3<3

Sungay September 18, 2011

DAYTIME REALNESS

El Rio
3158 Mission St (@Cesar Chavez),
San Francisco, CA
3p-8p
$8/$6 Early Bird Special from 3-4

Hostessing by Heklina & DJ Carnita (Hard French)
Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Vienetta Discotheque)
Delicious Guest DJs: Joshua J (Booty Call) & Pinky Ring (Trannyshack)

Just when you thought it was safe to stay in on Sundays...

Sharpen up those #2 pencils, grab your hottest pinkest unicorn laden Lisa Frank binder, slip on your skimpiest school girl skirt, pack a brown bag chicken and waffles lunch and get ready to go back to school with DAYTIME REALNESS

Hostessing by Heklina & DJ Carnita (Hard French)
Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Vienetta Discotheque)
Delicious Guest DJs: Joshua J (Booty Call) & Pinky Ring (Trannyshack)

Featuring Daylit Performances on the Patio by:
Johnny Kat
Holy McGrail
Ethel Merman
Cassandra Cass

With booty poppin' on-stage installations by the Jiggalicious Dance Babes, spectacular queer unicorns radianting light love and oozing sweaty realness.

Daytime Realness Is: Burt Reynold’s Mustache, Three's Company, Roller Skates, Astroturf, Kiddie Pools, Technicolor Jello Molds, Artificial House Plants, High Waistlines, Cuckoo Clocks, Floral Print Bathrooms, Shag Carpeting, Cabana Boys, Shrimp Cocktails, Harvey Wallbangers, Muppets in Bikinis, Pink Flamingos, Hawaiian Tropics, White Loafers, A SUNDAY YOU CANT REMEMBER & WILL NEVER FORGET

Chicken & Waffles c/o Angry Man Eats only $5!
AngryManEats serves the most badass chicken & waffles you’ve ever had. Boneless, skinless chicken breast is battered & fried then served over a caramelized brioche-style waffle with your choice (and in any combination!) of housemade caramel, dark maple syrup, hot sauce, and powdered sugar.
http://www.angrymaneats.com/

Daytime Realness is a new party on the patio at El Rio every third Sunday afternoon from 3-8pm.

For those who missed last month check out this GAYMAZING video of Honey Mahogany enrapturing the Daytime Realness crowd with her acapella version of Adele's Rolling in the Deep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0S_ViNQCg4

GWYA: Omgay! It's time for another addition of Daytime Realness! This month's theme is Back to School. And to celebrate I'll be giving y'all some serious Jock Realness! So put on your cheerleader uniform, nerdy glasses, and suspenders and let's dance it out with some of the fiercest drag queens in SF! SUN FILLED PATIO, HELLA QUEER BABES, and BOOTY BOUNCING MUSIC <3<3<3

Thursgay September 8, 2011

[SSEXBBOX][HOMERUN]

El Rio
3158 Mission Street
San Francisco
8p-1a


A benefit for [SSEX BBOX] web series and [SSEXBBOX] Magazine!

DJS + PERFORMANCES + QUEERS!!!

8PM - 1AM - DONATIONS $3 TO $10


DJ BootyKlap (Party Hole)
DJ Stenny McNasty


>>>BRING YR FINE THREADS AND STRUT YR STUFF FOR OUR PHOTOBOOTH!

El Rio - 3158 Mission Street - San Francisco

www.ssexbbox.com
www.facebook.com/ssexbboxmagazine

GWYA: [SSEXBBOX] Magazine is a new queer quarterly! It includes moving stories and gaymazing imagery from the queer community about the queer community. Come out have a drink, watch the performance, dance to some sexy beats, and support the hottest new print magazine <3<3<3

Saturgay September 3, 2011

HARD FRENCH

El Rio
3158 Mission St.
September 3rd, 2pm - 8pm
$7 – dancing and cruising
3pm – 4pm: $1 beers
3pm – 5pm: free BBQ until its all gone!


HARD FRENCH LABOR DAY DANCE CONTEST EXTRAVAGANZA
a saturday afternoon soul music dance party

We know you work hard all week (and weekend) and this Labor Day we want to help you blow off some steam in the best way we know how -- DANCING! This Labor Day Saturday spend the afternoon with us on the patio and join us for a dance contest of epic proportions! There will be celebrity judges, prizes including $100 cash and tickets to Dev...iants 2011 -- our official Folsom Street Block Party (deets below) and sweat-inducing soul shaking competitive dance moves!

**THIS JUST IN! Our celebrity Dance Contest judges will be none other than ++Kelly Lovemonster++, lead Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babe and Hard French Winter Ball King, ++Lil Miss Hot Mess++, bedazzling queen about town and winner of the first Tiara Sensation Pageant AND ++John Avalos++, San Francisco Supervisor and candidate to become the next (and best looking) Mayor of San Francisco**

yr Hard French DJs:
DJ Carnita & DJ Brown Amy
playing the 60s girl groups, early ’70s soulful funk, boogaloo, garage & Northern Soul stompers

special guest:
DJ Nitty Gritty (SEATTLE)
Nitty Gritty is one of two resident DJs at Sophisticated Mama on Seattle's Capitol Hill he plays rare and popular soul from the 60's and early 70's

w/ the Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babes
"Babes shakin it down and making you move."

As Always:
**FRITO BOATS** (starting at 5pm)
GinO recreates a childhood snack bar treat & turns it into a masterpiece of gourmet, homemade tasty vegetarian chili, piled high atop your own bag of FritO’s, smothered in cheese & chopped onions–served with a spoon & love!

**Hard French Photo Booth** (starting at 6pm)
This month's $1 photobooth will benefit [SSEX BBOX] Magazine with guest photographer: Shot In The City!
[SSEX BBOX] Magazine is a tool for exploring sex, sexuality, and gender through through print! By allowing people to talk candidly through [SSEX BBOX] we will expose taboos while normalizing fetishes allowing us all to have richer healthier dynamics around Sex outside the Box.

MORE INFO ON DEVIANTS 2011 on 9/25
FOLSOM STREET EVENTS™
HONEY SOUNDSYSTEM // HARD FRENCH // SOME THING

4hrs+ Open Air Dirty Block Party // 7hrs+ Two Floor Danceparty

The Official Closing Party of Folsom Street Fair returns. And, this year, we're throwing a BLOCK PARTY after the Fair! Even better, Folsom Street Events is teaming up with Honey Soundsystem, SOME THING, and Hard French to throw four simultaneous parties in one. With tickets starting at only $15, you have to be there!

Hard French will be hosting the party on the street outside with a classic soul sound, a live performance from Miracles Club and the Jiggalicious Dance Babes in full effect. Yes, we're closing down the whole block! Inside, SOME THING will be featuring some unspeakably sexy and bizarre drag performances, with Glamamore, VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!, DIAmanda Kallas, Mona G Hawd, Suppositori Spelling and Hoku Mama Swamp. Honey Soundsystem will be rockin' your body with a full line-up of resident DJs a live performance from Hard Ton and guests Dabecy in the main room. Upstairs in the odd-job make-out loft, Dr. Sleep, Beyonda (Portland, OR), Kim Anh (Booby Trap/LA), and Bunny & davO give you some full release to bounce your asses and tits.

Get your tickets at www.folsomstreetevents.org/shop NOW!
Tickets are $15 (advance / SOLD OUT), $20 (general/retail), or $30 (at the door). It's THE place to be after Folsom Street Fair!

HARD DANCING. HARD CRUISING. HARD FRENCH

GWYA: I mean, where else are you going to spend the first Saturgay of every month (rhetorical.) And!!!! I'm going to be a guest judge for the sexiest Labor Day Dance Contest E V E R ! Queer Babes, Daytime Patio Realness, and a whole lot of S O U L ! <3<3<3

Frigay Septermber 2, 2011

GWYA: Tonight is one of those epic SF nights! Party Hole, Shame Spiral, and Something, in that order. Queers, Beers, and lots of shaking of the Rears. I'll see you on the dance floor <3<3<3

PARTY HOLE!!!!! ~Freaks From The Future~

SUB/Mission
2183 Mission St
San Francisco, CA
Sorry we haven't been in touch, but we know just how to make it up to you...

The Party Hole is spreading once again to pleasure your ears and your assess with the phatest beats in booty poppin' innovation. Brought to you courtesy of DJs Jiggles and BootyKlap:

Raunchy Hip Hop Beats
Steamy Tropical Bass
House, Moombahton
Sexxxy Slutty Queers!!!
$5

Don't feel pressured to dress fancy. We're really hoping you'll take all your clothes off to be honest. If you wanna go all out, dress in your most futuristic and freaky attire. Let the flyer image be your guide...

Remember: what happens in the Party Hole stays in the Party Hole. No lights, no cameras, just a lot of action.

Shame Spiral

Public Works
Erie, off Mission between 14th & Duboce
San Francisco, CA

start shopping for new panties. sharpie-marker this shit on your calendar.

disco is fucking gay, so we're going for it.
and, let's face it, you will be so fucked up you won't know who's DJing anyway. but here's the line up:

JENNA (motherfuckingsexybitch) RIOT!
STANLEY (motherfuckingsexybitch) FRANK!
BUS STATION (motherfuckingsexybitch) JOHN!

SHAME mother-fucking SPIRAL.
your favorite cuddle-puddle of lezzies, gay boys, 3 beer queers, & that straight girl you've been trying to finger blast.

you know we don't do this one often,
so get ready to fucking rumble.

FRIDAY of Labor Day Weekend
9/2
Public Works
doors at 9ish
only $5 until 10:30

IT'S TIME TO GET VACANT.
remember: NO CAMERAS, NO PHOTOS, NO PROOF

Kay Thanks Bye,
Aysha & Dana

[PS: I'M SINGLE thought you should know xxo, Aysha]

REMINDER: we're serious about the NO FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHS thing. no mobile uploads make this shit nasty like the 90's.

SOME THING IN LABOR

The Stud
399 9th St
San Francisco, CA 94103-3831
10:00pm -2:00am

Is it a boy or a girl? SOME THING gives birth on Sept 2nd in celebration of LABOR DAY. Get it? SOME THING in LABOR? A night about giving birth being pregnant and the Labor Party. UNIONIZE.

With our lovely cast who are pregnant with potential:

Glamamore
VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!
Downey
Coco Canal
Ambrosia Salad
Arora Switchblade
Sue Casa
Chairman Maonistat
Muta Chucka
and
Nikki Starr

with guest dj MISS POP!
and of course the ever present HAUTE GLOO!

Wednesgay August 31, 2011

STAY GOLD

Public Works
161 Erie St St (Mission btwn 14th/Duboce)
San Francisco, CA


wait... how did this catch up to us SO FAST!!!

ahhhh!!!! next week is STAY GOLD!

dang, babiez!
you best get your looks together STAT, and pull out your full length mirrors to perfect your booty bounce cause
weeeez ready to freeeeaaaak out on the dance floor!


also, this stay gold is EXTRA special cause we are bidding our beloved and talented HANNAH CAIRNS farewell as she takes off to australia.

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31
10PM
3$ before 11pm/$5 after 11pm
@ Public Works - 161 Erie St St (Mission btwn 14th/Duboce)

*** THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF EVERY MONTH ***


LOVE THE STAY GOLD FAM,
your resident DJs rapid fire and pink lightning
your door host caitlin sweet
your photographer hannah cairns

GWYA: OMGay! I'm totes going to cry at this Stay Gold! W H Y ? you ask. Well, Daddy (your photographer hannah cairns) is going to be leaving our beautiful city of SF for a little while. I'm going to miss that B A B E like whoa! Come out and kiss that babe, grind on that babe, and buy that babe a drink! <3<3<3

Saturgay August 27, 2011

DARK ROOM

The Hot Spot
1414 Market Street
San Francisco, CA
10p-2a

DARK ROOM returns on 8.27 to show some DARK LOVE to Anna Conda, one of San Francisco's Drag SUPERSTARS. She is one fierce political, punk BITCH and she is working hard to keep night life in San Francisco on track. Come say congrats and talk filthy to her, as she takes a much needed and deserved seat on the San Francisco Entertainment Commission. San Francisco Nightlife, especially QUEER gatherings, have taken too many hits to go... un-noticed. We are proud to have one of our own representing our cause. In honor of her tireless efforts for too many causes to list here, a portion of funds will be donated to The Drug Users Union.

Oh, and buy this QUEEN a drink!

Our party blends vintage & new DARK electro, Punk, Gothic, Industrial, and more with special guest DJs, live performances and bands.

DARK DRAG by the GRANDMOTHER OF UNDERGROUND - PHATIMA

Special Guest DJ Sortilega (disCULTURE) & Resident Le Perv
GoGo FREAKS - Kelly Lovemonster & Aurora Switchblade.

Pre Party - (Q)UEENS (A)GAINST (Z)EALOTS - CREATION OF CARE! Kallisto Video Premier

$5 Dollar Cover & Martin will strip you at the door
$2 PBR & $3 Jameson Shots (or with Ginger Ale)
Check out the FEATURE FILM, updatairs in the Cutters Lounge

Visuals & Custom Video Installments by your hosts.
XXX, Your Hosts - Le Perv, Faux King Awesome & Phatima

Floor Whores - Josh Runyon & Ted Trees

Thank you all for making our party the best QUEER UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY in SF.

GWYA: I'm going to be shaking my goth tail feather at this absolutely F A B U L O U S party! It's going to be a fierce scene of dark queens, stiff drinks, and some of the most fantastic industrial, punk, and electro you've heard in a minute <3<3<3

Frigay August 26, 2011

SOMETHING FOR THE GAYS

The Stud
399 9th St
San Francisco, CA 94103-3831
10:00pm -2:00am


Remember a few weeks ago when we did SOME THING for the Ladies? We thought we'd do SOME THING for the GAYS, all of them, wherever they fall on the gender spectrum. The other day one of our performers said "But isn't SOME THING always Gay?" well yes, but not like this, not to the extreme we are going to take it to this week!


Our Cast!
Glamamore
VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!
Double Duchess
Gina LaDavina
Katya Smirnoff-Skye
Miss Rahni
Alexis Blair Penney
Karma Zabetch
Elijah Minnelli

with dj JUANITA MORE! and dj down-E

GWYA: This is going to be a Something of E P I C proportions! dj Juanita More! Double Duchess! Glamamore! A night of Queer Divas! Be there or be rectangular. Gays! Gay Performances! Gay DJs! And I'm sure the drinks at the Stud also make you G A Y <3<3<3

Thursgay August 25, 2011

Havarti, Night Call, & Zoo

Thee Parkside
1600 17th St,
San Francisco,
CA 94107-2332
9p
$5

We're playing a fun ass show!

GWYA: My husband's band is playing a show. All you babes should go cause he's really cute and his band is really good. <3<3<3

Sungay August 21, 2011

DAYTIME REALNESS

El Rio
3158 Mission St (@Cesar Chavez),
San Francisco, CA
3p-8p
$8/$6 Early Bird Special from 3-4

This month we are taking it to the beach and turning the patio at El Rio into a spectacle by the sea. Bikinis & booty accenting trunks are encouraged.

Hostessing by Heklina & DJ Carnita (Hard French)
Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Vienetta Discotheque)
Delicious Guest DJs: BootyKlap (Partyhole) & Rapid Fire (Stay Gold)

Featuring Daylit Performances on the Patio by:
Matthew Martin
Honey Mahogany
Raya Light
Lady Bear

With booty poppin' on-stage installations by the Jiggalicious Dance Babes, spectacular queer unicorns radianting light love and oozing sweaty realness.

Chicken & Waffles c/o Angry Man Eats only $5!
AngryManEats serves the most badass chicken & waffles you’ve ever had. Boneless, skinless chicken breast is battered & fried then served over a caramelized brioche-style waffle with your choice (and in any combination!) of housemade caramel, dark maple syrup, hot sauce, and powdered sugar.
http://www.angrymaneats.co​m/

Daytime Realness is a new party on the patio at El Rio every third Sunday afternoon from 3-8pm.

For those who missed last month and want to see what was served up hot...
Photos by Shot In The City (http://on.fb.me/qFRhOb)
Photos by Keep Drowning (http://on.fb.me/q3RkOl)

GWYA: Daytime Realness has quickly become one of SF's hottest daytime queer dance parties. This month's theme is the B E A C H ! So put on those short shorts and sunscreen and let's dance it out with some of the fiercest drag queens in SF! SUN FILLED PATIO, HELLA QUEER BABES, and BOOTY BOUNCING MUSIC <3<3<3

Frigay August 20, 2011

SOMETHING on Fire

Baby you are on FIRE! We are jumping on the Burning Man bandwagon with SOME THING on FIRE! A night of pyromania, playa dust, and flames on the side of my face, heaving, seething......




With our Lovely cast:

Glamamore
VivvyAnne ForeverMORE!
Dam Witch and the Coven
Artist Malcom Drake
Phatima Unclear
GIna LaDavina
Jupiter
DIAmanda Kallas

and the return of
Nikki Star


with guest dj chelsea starr and your favorite dj down-E

and the ever present Haute Gloo

GWYA: Start off your weekend with the HOTTEST party in town! Do you like how I'm driving this theme home? Anyway, it's Frigay night. You want to cruise some babes. Head to the Stud. I p r o m i s e you'll meet someone. Drag Queens, Bottoms, and a night you are sure to forget (b l a c k o u t) <3<3<3

Thursgay August 18, 2011

DIAL UP: DANCE CONGREGATION

Public Works
161 Eerie St
San Francisco, CA
10p-2a
$5


Ok Babe Alerts!
Dial Up is all about the Family this month! You, Us, and our new born Dabecy from Electronic Music Bears. We just adopted him and guess what?! He's a Bear and he's fu&^*ing cute as shit! Congrats!

Its Residents month! Meaning your monthly Thursday night workout routine with the dial up family will be entirely DANCED to the beats of our resident DJ's

Doc Sleep
Robert Jeffrey

and your very talented New Born:

DABECY! of Electronic Music Bears Fame!
http://www.electronicmusic​bears.com/

HOUSE, ELECTRO, DANCE JAMS, ITALO, DISCO!

As always
Andres Campos curates the Dial Up Dance crew and you know she's going bring it! With some real special eye cANDY for you all to Dance with!

and
Our Buds at SFSMILES will be collecting something zany for a local non profit:
www.sfsmiles.org

Subscribe to our TEXT service by texting dialup (one word)
to 760-670-3130

GWYA: This month's Dial Up party is going to be H E L L A cute! My crew and I are going to be working a fierce look for Thursgay's party. There may even be a dance off! QUEER beats, BABES for days, and an EPIC cause to make your heart feel good <3<3<3

Tuesgay August 16, 2011

HIGH FANTASY
AUNT CHARLIE'S LOUNGE
133 TURK (@ TAYLOR)
San Francisco, California
$2, 10PM, 21+


"When she rises
she fulfills
a wave of joy
on a sea so still"

BAND OF SISTERS
TRAVERSING THEIR MOTHERS
RECLAIMANT OVERGROWTH

SEEKING THE TEMPLE
GAIA BODY RHYTHM SONG
ENTER A CAVE LIKE A MOUTH

OR A KISS...

with your guides
MYLES COOPER
ALEXIS PENNEY
&
VIVIAN BARON

at the gate
SCOTT TANK

at the drink
BARRY DUEY
MICA SIGOURNEY

GWYA: Don't want summer to end? Are you still in denial about having to go back to school? Well enjoy the remaining days of summer tonight at High Fantasy. BEAUTIFUL queers, GAYMAZING disco beats, and the STIFFEST drinks this side of the Mississippi <3<3<3

Thursgay August 11, 2011

[SSEX BBOX] [IT'S COMPLICATED]

El Rio
3158 Mission Street
San Francisco
8p-1a


A benefit for [SSEX BBOX] web series and [SSEXBBOX] MAGAZINE!

DJS + PERFORMANCES + QUEERS!!!

8PM - 1AM

♥♥♥WE ARE GOING TO BE FILMING NEW INTERVIEWS FOR THE [SSEX BBOX] WEB SERIES @ THIS PARTY!
DO YOU WHANT BE PART OF THE DOCUMENTARY WEB SERIES ?
COME SHARE YOUR VIEW OF SEXUALITY ISSUES TO THE [SSEX BBOX] CAMERAS!♥♥♥

DJ BootyKlap (Party Hole)
DJ Miss Pop (www.facebook.com/djmisspop)


>>>Performers:
to b add

>>>BRING YR FINE THREADS AND STRUT YR STUFF FOR OUR PHOTOBOOTH!

El Rio - 3158 Mission Street - San Francisco

$7

www.facebook.com/ssexbboxmagazine
www.ssexbbox.com

TAKE A LOOK AT PHOTOS FROM OUR MAGAZINE RELEASE PARTY!
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.179390785458708.46128.172369176160869&type=1

GWYA: [SSEXBBOX] Magazine is a new queer quarterly! It includes moving stories and gaymazing imagery from the queer community about the queer community. Come out have a drink, watch the performance, dance to some sexy beats, and support the hottest new print magazine <3<3<3

http://www.facebook.com/pa​ges/SSEX-BBOX/145951285450​724

Wednesgay August 10, 2011

Project One Gallery

presents:
entitled

curated by: Brooke Waterhouse and Mani Motarjemi

251 Rhode Island
(at 15th Street)
415-938-7173
7 p.m.


A summer exhibit focusing on sexuality, courage, design and culture – a fashion salon.

Opening Reception: Wednesgay, August 10th. 7pm

August 10th – September 10th, 2011

Project One Gallery transforms into a modern-day salon, inviting avant guarde artists & designers to be entitled and courageous in their expression of culture, sexuality, and fashion. Through playful, provocative works, we celebrate our entitlement. This is the NEW age of entitlement. We deserve this, and we earned it too. So join us. Be brave. Be bold. Be brazen. Be Entitled.

It’s our right to make beautiful art.
It’s our right to make the world a better place.
It’s our right to take what we’ve earned and make it bigger, bolder, better, more beautiful.
It’s ours. And we’re entitled to share it. Now it’s yours.
We entitle you.

GWYA: Tonight the creatives will come together and participate in this beautiful salon of extraordinary art and culture. See you there. Art Queers, Magic, and the Moonlight <3<3<3

Saturgay August 6, 2011

HARD FRENCH COUNTY FAIR
El Rio
3158 Mission St.

a saturday afternoon soul music dance party

Get Ready for the first annual HARD FRENCH COUNTY FAIR -- at the EL RIO FAIRGROUNDS! Expect to see cowboys dressed as cowgirls, fair food, vintage clothes, magic crystals and best of all -- SOUL MUSIC and YOU dressed in nothing less than yr best County Fair Fashion.

August 6th, 2pm - 8pm
$7 – dancing and cruising
3pm – 4pm: $1 beers
3pm – 5pm: free BBQ until its all gone!

yr Hard French DJs:
DJ Carnita & DJ Brown Amy
playing the 60s girl groups, early ’70s soulful funk, boogaloo, garage & Northern Soul stompers

special guest:
TBA

In Addition:
**Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babes**
"Babes shakin it down and making you move."

**Major Babe Alert -- HOT Vintage Threads** (starting at 2pm)
MajorBabeAlert is a roaming pop-up shop bringing together Danielle Jackson’s jewelery line, Babe Alert and Leah Perloff’s vintage resale business, Major Babe.
http://fierce-creature.tum​blr.com/
http://leahperloff.tumblr.​com/

**Endless Summer Sweets -- HOT Fried Funnel Cakes** (starting at 3pm)
Endless Summer Sweets exists to revive the kid in you, bringing back memories of the neighborhood fairs with family and friends.
Our funnel cakes are made to order with fresh seasonal toppings and our oh so famous homemade whipped cream.
http://endlesssummersweets​.com/

As Always:
**FritO Boats -- HOT...Frito Boats** (starting at 5pm)
GinO recreates a childhood snack bar treat & turns it into a masterpiece of gourmet, homemade tasty vegetarian chili, piled high atop your own bag of FritO’s, smothered in cheese & chopped onions–served with a spoon & love!

**Hard French Photo Booth** (starting at 5:30pm)
This month's $1 photobooth will benefit "WORK MORE!" Guest Photographer TBA.
WORK MORE! is 11 solo fringe performers of different traditions, aesthetic styles, and techniques coming together to create a huge collaborative 1 hour group performance... and they want to go on tour!
http://www.kickstarter.com​/projects/865485325/work-m​ore-wants-to-tour

HARD DANCING. HARD CRUISING. HARD FRENCH.

GWYA: I mean, does this party really need an intro any more. A F A N T A S T I C good time in the sun with the H O T T E S T B A B E S in the bay area. If you haven't been to a Hard French yet don't miss HF County Fair! Babes, Cruising, and Hard French Kissing <3<3<3

Frigay August 5, 2011

Mirah!!!

El Rio
3158 Mission St.
San Francisco, CA
10p-1a


Tara Jane O'Neil and Nikaido Kazumi have toured Japan together since 2002. The two released an improvized and sound collage record in May. The performance will feature solo sets by Nika, TJO and they will perform together.


http://tarajaneoneil.com/
http://www.nikaidokazumi.n​et/

$5 - 10

21+ only

GWYA: I'm sure all the other musicians at this show are going to be absolutely extraordinary, A N D Mirah is performing! Can I be real for a second, this babe help me through college in a real way. *swoon* So be there tonight. I promise you'll fall in love with her, either for the first time or all over again <3<3<3

JULY DANCE BABES

San Francisco is a M E C C A of H O T D A N C E B A B E S ! This month I've decided to honor two Dance Babes that never let us down with their E X C E P T I O N A L style and F I E R C E dance moves. Without further ado this month's D A N C E B A B E S are Ashleyanne and Rotimi ! !

I had the opportunity and pleasure to interview these dance babes, and here is what they had to say <3


Ashleyanne Krigbaum

GWYA: What's your sign?
AK: Right Lane Ends

GWYA: Are you dating anyone currently?
AK: Could my current obsession with cute girls in comic books count as a relationship?

GWYA: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
AK: It all depends of the speed of the endeavor really.

GWYA: Most memorable HF moment of July?
AK: Spinning my favorite records for a seemingly endless sea of happy, sassy, big-haired, short-shorts sportin', bouncing babes, who were having an absolute blast. Having so many people dancing and twisting, out in the sunshine, to the best music… what more could a DJ ask for? Looking out into the crowd and realizing just how many dear friends were smiling back felt pretty incredible as well. Hard French, yet again, providing the framework for yet another magical afternoon that I will never forget.

GWYA: What is your favorite song to dance to?
AK: "The Girl Can't Help It" by Little Richard. Every time this song is played, I involuntarily lose my mind. My legs jitter, my ass jiggles and I fly off into orbit. I love when it plays while I'm dancing up on the Hard French hard box; I channel all the Tracy Turblads of the world and shake and pout and stomp my heart out!

GWYA: If you were on a deserted island and only could bring one thing, what would that one thing be?
AK: I'd invite my fellow Jigglicious Dance Babes to dance away the days in secluded paradise with me! But, if we're talkin' strict rules here, one item only, I'd have to chose my ukulele.

GWYA: You can find Ashleyanne at wambamashleyanne.tumblr.com, for music, smutty images and general nerdstuff.


Rotimi Agbabiaka


GWYA: What's your sign?
RA: Leo, baby. Wanna step into my den?

GWYA: Are you dating anyone currently?
RA: I am single and so ready to mingle

GWYA: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
RA: I can't accurately answer that question as I am neither Lil Kim nor Sisqo

GWYA: Most memorable HF moment of July?
RA: Discovering the bathroom at Naps ;)

GWYA: What is your favorite song to dance to?
RA: "Pony" by Ginuwine is my all-time favorite song to grind to. "My Boo" by Ghosttown DJs makes me so unbelievably happy. And my current dancing-in-front-of-the-mirror jam is "Motivation" by Kelly Rowland and Lil Wayne. Soooo sexy!

GWYA: If you were on a deserted island and only could bring one thing, what would that one thing be?
RA: I would have Public Works and everyone in it during the Hard French Pride Party (a building counts as one thing, right?) airlifted to my island and we could have the party to end all parties.